This morning is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.
This whole situation has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to process this.
It’s like something out of a TV show. I just can't believe it.
Can You Trust This?
You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It appeared totally unfazed. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!
Seriously You Don't Believe It!
Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but here way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This has to be a dream, right?
- I'm floored
- There has to be an explanation
- Help me out here
This Is Insane What Happened
Well, I swear, you won't believe what just happened. I was driving down the street and suddenly this giant squirrel jumped from the sky. It was carrying a gold coin! This is the truth. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just saw.
Unbelievable! completely shocking
Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thereality. It story appears to be so outrageous, I almost think it's . true.
- Perhaps it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.
You Won't Believe This
This story is absolutely ridiculous. I can't understand what they've just seen. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.
- Am I dreaming?
- This can't be happening!
{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.